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Victoire Absinthe

To Quote Some Dude…

“I don’t like green eggs and ham.”

I was struck with the potency of these words.The poor guy was trying to impart what he liked and didn’t like, but was constantly belittled. The “moral” of the story was to try new things and to be open to change. I think …

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I Can’t Believe I Watched This Movie

So, I’m hitting up the cinema the other day with my friend Shirley, and we decided to go see a re-showing of Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs.

This is, surprisingly, the first time I’ve ever seen this film. I think I can sum up my whole opinion on the …

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Will Work For Lipstick

I have finally put my writing talents to work and have created a resume for you all to enjoy. I must say, the one page format was rather limiting, and unfortunately I could not include ALL of my banking experience. However, if you must, go look at it.

Also, as …

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For this assignment we were to create a propaganda film from the 1930s and 40s. I guess I kinda did that… if the 1930s and 40s had giant fighting robots that is.

I mean, I wasn’t there how am I supposed to know? Victoire had a ds- she did a …

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Whoa, bro, is this the future?

Oh.. hello. I didn’t see you there. I was busy playing my nintendo ds gaming system. What? You’ve never heard of such a thing? Is that witch craft?! IS THAT FROM THE GOVERNMENT?!?

why, yes. yes it is.

One of the old flames works for a security agency. He was …

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Tea Time Bitches

It may come as a surprise, but Victoire Absinthe isn’t much of a domestic goddess.

When it comes to her domestic abilities, she kind of draws the line at basic hot drinks. She’s got enough money an suitors to fill the rest of the meals of the day, to be …

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Words Seared

Victoire missed her dead brother.

Did she ever tell you she had a brother? Probably not. Some things are best to keep close and not let other people see. Lest they use it as a weapon against you.

He died in the War. It was something that tore Victoire apart. …

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