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Life as a Hammer
I have a headache.
Had one all my life. Just once you think the pain will going away, it comes back. Usually I would have to stare at my prey before I start beating the crap of it. I don’t why my prey always wants to pick a fight with …
Read MoreInside the mind of a household tool.
When I saw the writing assignment “monologue of a household tool”, I knew this assignment was meant for me. There wasn’t a day that went by when I was growing up that my father didn’t have one of us messing with some sort of tool around the house. I …
Read MorePlease Look at Me…
I know when you wake up every morning. I know when you leave the house. I know how late you stay up some nights. I know how long it takes for you to make macaroni and cheese in the microwave. And how often you burn it; you need to use …
Read MoreThe Life and Times of the Energy Maker
For this writing assignment I chose:
Monologue of a household tool
There she is again. The same time every morning. She comes walking in the kitchen in her night shirt and turns me on. Then she makes sure I’m okay before she turns to go get dressed for the day. …
Read MoreYou are my light in this world of darkness
You don’t know what to do without me, and that’s okay…that’s why I’m here. Sometimes I feel like you are using me though. Using me, just to make yourself feel better – so you aren’t alone in a world of darkness.
I know that sometimes I can be a …
Read MoreTestament of a Wayward Tool
When I saw an assignment that personifies household objects, I just had to complete it. I am one of those people who talks to inanimate objects all the time, especially when I’m frustrated or excited, so the assignment “monologue of a household tool” is right up my alley. …
Read MoreTestament of a Wayward Tool
When I saw an assignment that personifies household objects, I just had to complete it. I am one of those people who talks to inanimate objects all the time, especially when I’m frustrated or excited, so the assignment “monologue of a household tool” is right up my alley. …
Read MoreI See the Light
Monologue of a Household Tool (4 points)
I’m awake! I’m awake! Woohoo, finally! I thought I would never get to wake up! So, what’s new in the living room today? Oh, it’s just her again. What was her name again, Shannon Mayonaise or something? I have been sitting here on …
Read MoreMonologue of a household tool
I am many people’s favorite appliance. People open and shut me all day long and take things out me as they please. Sometimes it leaves me feeling empty inside until someone fills me back up again. I’m always chilly and half of me is always colder than the other half. …
Read MoreWriting Assignment (4 pts): Monologue of a Household Tool. “A Chilly Love Story”
I must say, I am definitely your favorite appliance in the house. Really, you must think I’m full of it, but well…I’m kind of full, literally. I see you prance around in the kitchen, holding your pained stomach under your hand. I’ve got exactly what you need, believe me. Then …
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