The Struggle of a Food Detective

This is the Beyond the Headlines prompt. The prompt was to copy and paste some newspaper headlines and try to make a story. This might not seem very coherent, but it was very fun to make.

Abandoning the Lollipop Ship, Food Detectives on a Tough Case —-
Why does mint make your mouth feel cold? , How pink is your Floyd?
This Cold House. Bones, Broth, Bliss.
Eddie Redmayne, and Emma Stone on Acting Fame and Protecting their Privacy, “The Vast Majority of Americans drive to work alone.”
Scientists have “hacked” photosynthesis and it could help them speed up food production!
No College Degree? Maybe you can still be president.