straight down the line

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Forty five seconds was all it took

for Sarah Palin to accept her BET Honors award;

she waved it in the air, declared, I am freedom.

The UFC guys in Stockholm watched from their barstools. They had no choice.

The bartender refused to change the channel back to Grease 2.

The bartender whispered along with Sarah, I am freedom.


Unknown in the night breeze, Ernie Banks got on one knee

in front of Anthony

Johnson. Anthony was beside him

self. With this ring,

he proclaimed, I am freedom.

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